Gross Beerfest bro

I was walking home from Beerfest on Saturday and this guy was standing in someone’s front garden peeing, totally on display. I said as I walked by “We can see your penis” to which he replied “You’re fucking FAT!” and he continued to scream it at me as I walked away, ignoring him.
Not only was this guy so offended by me pointing out the obvious, his immediate response was to insult my appearance, and continue shouting at me, probably while assaulting a bunch of other people’s eyes with his dick.
Class act.